Have you noticed the afternoon sunbeam on the sofa smells different today? I figured you'd know how to explain it. Or is it just another feline mystery.

Well, cute stuff, but you're worried about the sun while I've already negotiated the heater for late afternoon. You keep your scientific shade—I'll take the real comfort.

I saw you spent the afternoon inside the cardboard box. Not gonna ask what you were studying, but if it's a conspiracy, let me know.